How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
