dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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