Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize