And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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