I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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