Someone shit on the floor
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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