Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I could make wine with my vomit
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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