Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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