"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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