she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize