i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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