This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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