Me too!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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