Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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