Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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