Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
