Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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