69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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