I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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