I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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