thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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