So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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