The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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