But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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