It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
