yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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