brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't think brook has ever known best
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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