I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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