Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Operation Purity has been aborted
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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