yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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