good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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