Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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