Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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