I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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