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(406): View more from Montana

also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)

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(609): View more from New Jersey

If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says

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(218): View more from Minnesota

we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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(314): View more from Missouri

I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(859): View more from Kentucky

This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?

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(618): View more from Illinois

It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night

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(614): View more from Ohio

they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker

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