how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You're like the curious george of whores
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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