Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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