Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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