All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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