Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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