Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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