It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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