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Wat do u mean how?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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