dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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