I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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