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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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