She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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