Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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