He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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