Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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