Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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