Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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