Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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