I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
