Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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